- teacher: you are taking a test why do i hear talking
- me: because u have ears
- *high-fives the person next to me and double backflips out of the room onto a motorcycle with lady gaga's head on it and drives off into the sunset screaming yolo"
wuat:
Why do vegans always sound so bitter?
because they’re hungry
i’ve always assumed they just sympathize with farm animals because they make similar dietary choices
a normal school day for hunger games fans
- PE coach: *blows whistle*
- me: RUE WHERE ARE YOU???!!?!? *whistles*
Imagine cramming a shark into a panda costume. The flamingo’s got it easy methinks.
case closed
- everyone: it's just a book
- you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
